I thought- I hoped he would just live the rest of his life in peace, you know? I thought Maggie and Glenn would have a baby. And he’d get to be a grandpa. And we’d have birthdays and holidays and summer picnics. And he’d get really old… And it’d happen, but it’d be quiet… It’d be okay… He’d be surrounded by people he loved. That’s how unbelievably stupid I am.

— Beth remembering Hershel.

(Source: hutchersno)

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The Walking Dead 1.01 - Days Gone By

Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. Born thinking the switch only goes one way: on. I mean, they’re struck blind the second they leave a room. I mean every woman, I ever let have a key, I swear to God. It’s like, come home, house all lit up. And my job, you see, apparently, because, because my chromosomes happen to be different is that I then gotta walk through that house and turn off every single light this chick left on. [Is that right?] Yeah, baby mmm. Oh Reverend Shane’s a preachin’ to ya now, boy. Then this same chick, mind ya, she’ll bitch about, uh, global warming. You see, this is, this is when Reverend Shane wants to quote from the Guy Gospel and say, “Um, darlin’, maybe if you and every other pair of boobs on this planet could just figure out that the light switch, see, goes both ways, maybe we wouldn’t have so much global warming?”